December 2011
30 posts
Text messages from justin
sometimes justin knows just how to cheer me up….
justin: so i’ve had bad gas all day and ive been holding it in. justin: then my boss sits next to me to go over some things and im in serious pain and im hiding it me: did you crap your pants??? justin: when he leaves i go to the washroom and take a massive dump justin: when i leave the washroom hes outside waiting to use it justin: all...
ueeaii:
All I want for Xmas is for my landlord to trim those branches so that squirrels stop accidentally getting stranded on our ledge and having to perform death-defying leaps to escape.
And, yes, that is Kate Winslet singing in the background.
all i want for xmas is that squirrel!