Text messages from justin
sometimes justin knows just how to cheer me up….
justin: so i’ve had bad gas all day and ive been holding it in.
justin: then my boss sits next to me to go over some things and im in serious pain and im hiding it
me: did you crap your pants???
justin: when he leaves i go to the washroom and take a massive dump
justin: when i leave the washroom hes outside waiting to use it
justin: all the Fabreeze in the world cant spare him from the smell
justin: you’ll be glad to know, as am i, that i didnt crap my pants
justin: i had to share the awkwardness with someone
thank you justin. i almost peed my pants reading this. and now im sharing your awkwardness with the world. loooooove you
